Sconeboy’s 12” Selection - Fondle ‘Em Records
Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
Fondle ‘Em Records: probably the best underground record label in hip hop’s history. Set up and run by the infamous Bobbito Garcia, the first release on it was in the form of the Cenobites EP - a collab between Kool Keith and Godfather Don. Since then it has released music from the likes of MF Doom, MF Grimm, Siah and Yeshua, KMD and countless other underground heads. It is now defunct, with many of the releases being unavailable and out of print, and some, such as the Siah and Yeshua EP, are collector’s items. I’ve picked three 12′’s to review which (I hope) are lesser known. Someone requested the Lord Sear 12”, so I stuck that up on here. The DJ Eli 12” and the Grimm 12” are both bangers, and well worth checking. Seek out these 12′’s if you can, but beware, some are harder to come across than others.
DJ Eli - And So Kiddies b/w Truly Gifted Ones
Part of the Cloudkickers crew, Eli has produced beats for a number of people, including Ill Bill and also MF Grimm as well as this 12”. I must admit that outside of this I don’t know much about his production but on this 12 it is mint. The a-side features the great MC Cage: this is a typical Cage affair with his involved rhyming complementing Eli’s beat very well. However, Cage is not really an MC who has ever grabbed me overall; I’m more a beat person than a rhyme person so I don’t really feel suited to judge this track. However, The b-side, is the winner. A great headnodding beat, again crafted by Eli, runs with three MCs - Yeshua, J-Treds, and Pumpkinhead. The trio trade verses on a track which as well as being considered ‘underground’ manages to go off well in a club too: the snare snaps hard on this! To finish off the 12”, there is a great instrumental piece called ‘Lay Puzzled’, utilizing a sample from Nas’s ‘NY State Of Mind’ as a hook. Overall, this 12” is great, however the b-side is definitely the winner.
Lord Sear - Alcoholic Vibes b/w My Hindu Love
Lord Sear became well known on the Stretch Armstrong show for his freestyle segments and general chit-chat during the ’90s. He popped up every now and again, freestyling to whatever Stretch felt like. He steps up from that for this 12; although I’m sure this is all freestyled, it is a studio recording and what a recording it is. Like many records, one side is better than the other. ‘My Hindu Love’, performed by his alias ‘Stak Chedda’, is pretty nice, but it is all about the a-side, ‘Alcoholic Vibes’. One of the simplest, easiest beats I’ve ever heard but it thumps so hard. I dunno what it is, whether it’s the repetitive bassline or the way the drums have been laid down, but it is impossible not to nod your head to it, or maybe even to try a little freestyle yourself! He produced all of it as well, with it being engineered by Mighty Mi of High and Mighty. This 12” is long out of print and I copped it a while back in NYC, a very good find, as it had been on my list for ages. Seek it out (like all the records I review) if you can, and buy it on sight.
MF Grimm - Landslide b/w Tick Tick
MF Grimm (now known as GM Grimm) could perhaps be considered a legend in rap, for both his skills and also the stories that surround the dude. He hails from Brooklyn and is probably the only rapper I’m aware of who has spent most of his ‘professional’ career confined to a wheelchair. He suffered at the hands of a gunman in 1994, several shots to his body leaving him, at one point, deafened, blinded and paralyzed from the neck down. Although he regained the hearing and the sight, he is still confined to his wheelchair. During this time, according to his bio, he wrote the great ‘Scars and Memories’ in hospital. If you haven’t heard that, you need to check it.. maybe I will post it up here soon. Anyway, not only contending with being confined to a chair, in 2000, he was sentenced to life imprisonment (which was later reduced) for various charges. The dude even posted a $100,000 bail for one day release to record an album, ‘The Downfall of Ibliys:A Ghetto Opera’. That is hardcore!
Anyway, back to the 12”. Along with other releases, this came out on Fondle ‘Em. The main track is a simple, haunting effort. Laced with a piano all the way through, Grimm comes correct. There is also a remix, and I prefer this to the original, which is also found on the 12”, produced by none other than DJ Eli. For the MF Doom fans, the b-side, ‘Tick Tick’, is produced by the metal faced villain and it’s a typical Doom affair. DJs: I challenge you to mix this! It slows down and speeds up throughout the tune making it a very interesting listen. I much prefer ‘Landslide’, but I appreciate Doom doing something different.
P.S. Sorry for the record skipping on the landslide remix… shitty records!! Buy CDs!
[Dan's note: that 'Landslide (Remix)' is seriously dope. Thanks once again to the mighty Scone!]






